Stick 'em Up
A police officer asks a thief, "Why did you steal this stranger's watch?" The thief replies, "I didn't steal it -- he gave it to me!" The policeman asks, "When did he give it to you?" The thief tells him, "When I showed him the gun."
A police officer asks a thief, "Why did you steal this stranger's watch?" The thief replies, "I didn't steal it -- he gave it to me!" The policeman asks, "When did he give it to you?" The thief tells him, "When I showed him the gun."