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The Children Were Lined Up In The Cafeteria

The Children Were Lined Up In The Cafeteria

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples..

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE

God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line,

at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note,

‘Take all you want

God is watching the apples'.

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