A Tourist Walked Into A Pet Shop

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display.

While he was there, another customer walked in and went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey.

He fit a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, “That'll be $5000.”

The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, “That was a very expensive monkey

Most of them are only a few hundred dollars

Why did it cost so much?”

The shopkeeper answered, “Ah, that monkey can program in C very fast, tight code, no bugs, well worth the money.”

The tourist looked at the monkey in another cage.

“That one's even more expensive – $10,000! What does it do?”

“Oh, that one's a C++ monkey; it can manage object-oriented programming, Visual C++, even some Java

All the really useful stuff,” said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in a cage of its own.

The price tag around its neck read $50,000.

He gasped to the shopkeeper, “That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?”

The shopkeeper replied, “Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a consultant.”