A Guy Walks Into A Bar In One Morning
“Do you guys havegolden toilets?” he asks.
“What? Golden toilets? What are you talking about?”
“Look, last night I got pretty wasted but the one thing I can remember is peeing in a golden toilet.
The bartender says we don”t have golden toilets.
Secondly, HEY MORTY, I FOUND THE GUY THAT PISSED IN YOUR TUBA!