Drunken Lady

A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table.

His Wife Asks, “Do You Know Her?”

“Yes,” Sighs the Husband.

“She's My Ex-wife.

She Took to Drinking Right after We Divorced Seven Years Ago, and I Hear She Hasn't Been Sober Since.”

“My God!” Says the Wife.

“Who Would Think a Person Could Go on Celebrating That Long?”