There Was A Guy At Bar

There was a guy at bar, just looking at his drink.

He stays like that for a half hour.

A big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking

Here, I'll buy you another drink.

I just can't stand to see a man cry.”

“No, it's not that,” the man replies, wiping his tears,

“This day is the worst of my life

First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office.”

My outraged boss fires me

When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen.

The police say they can do nothing.

I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet.

The cab driver just drives away

I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener.

I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison.

Two tall trees a birch and a beech

A little girl and her older brother