The World Accordion To Garp
There is a accordion player driving home from a late night gig
Feeling tired, he pulls into a local store for some coffee
While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car! He rushes out only to realize that he is too late
The back window of his car was smashed and somebody had already thrown in two more accordions.