The Lord's Name In Vain

A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand slipped

He yelled "G**damn it" and the preacher said, "Don't take the Lord's name in vain, say 'Lord, help me, Lord help me.'" The man went back to work and, a little while after, his hand slipped again and he said "Goddamn it" again

The preacher again told him, "Don't take the Lord's name in vain, say 'Lord help me, Lord help me.'" The man put the car up on the jacks and got under it and, all of a sudden, the car starting coming down and he said, "Lord, help me, Lord help me!" And the car started rising

The preacher said all of a sudden, "Well, Goddamn."