The Great Coincidence
Four men went golfing one day
Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill
The three men started talking and bragging about their sons
The first man told the others, “My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he built a friend a new home for free
Just gave it to him!”
The second man said, “My son is a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership
He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully “loaded.”
The third man said “My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so incredibly well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio”
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business.
The first man mentioned, “We were just talking about our sons
How is yours doing?”
The fourth man replied, “Well, my son is gay and is a go-go dancer in a gay bar.” The other three men grew silent as he continued, “I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well
His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio.”
