The Genie And The Wannabe

A man was walking down the beach when he found a bottle. He picks up the bottle, and a genie comes out. The genie says that he will grant him one wish. “Well, I'd like to go to Hawaii.

But, I'm afraid of flying and I don't like the idea of going in a boat. So, I wish there was a bridge from here to Hawaii,” says the man. “That's impossible!” says the genie, “You'll have to make another wish.” “Ok, I want to know how to be a sucessful internet executive.” says the man. “How many lanes do you want on that bridge? asks the genie.