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Smooth Uneventful Flight

Smooth Uneventful Flight

Shortly after British Airways 293 flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.

So sit back, relax and….

OH, MY GOD!

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

‘Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you.

While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.

You should see the front of my pants!'

One passenger yelled, ‘For God's sake, you should see the back of mine!'

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