Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Hints on how to liven up your idle hours to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1

At lunch time, sit In your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars

watch them slow down.

2

On all your cheque stubs, write “For Marijuana”

3

Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4

Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5

Sing along at the opera.

6

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I won! I won!”

7

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling

“Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!”

8

Tell your children over dinner.

“Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

And the final way to keep a healthy level of Insanity

9

Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is..