Lucky Number Five

A 55-year old man who was born on May 5th has been married for five years, has five children, makes $55,555.55 each year and counts five as his lucky number receives a phone call from a friend who tells him a horse named Lucky 5 will be running in the fifth race at the local track that evening

Excitedly, the man withdraws 5,555.55 cash from his bank account, goes to the races and bets on Lucky 5

Sure enough, the horse comes in fifth.