Good News, Bad News
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One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane
When he jumped there was good and bad news...
Good news: He had a parachute
Bad News: It didnt work
Good News: There was a haystack down below
Bad news: There was a pitchfork in the haystack
Good News: He missed the pitchfork
Bad News: He missed the haystack.