Don't Dog It On The Football Field!!

Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board from the nearby fence, and knocks the dog out.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

“Young 49ers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.

“But I'm not a Niners fan,” the little hero replied.

“Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just assumed you were, ” said the reporter, who proceeds to write, “Little Oakland Raiders Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack.”

“I'm not a Raiders fan, either,” the boy said.

“I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners or Raiders

What team do you root for?” the reporter asked.

“I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan,” the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Redneck Punk Kills Beloved Family Pet.”