Box 22
A naturopathic doctor opens up a wellness clinic
He puts a sign outside that says ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100.'
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box No
22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh
this is kerosene.”
Doctor: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored
Give me $20.”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory
I cannot remember anything.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no
22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.”
Lawyer (annoyed): “This is kerosene
You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.”
Doctor: “Congrats
You got your memory back
Give me $20.”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all.”
Doctor: “Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100.”
Lawyer (staring at the bill): “But this is $20, not $100!!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored
Give me $20.”
