Before Smartphones

A chap walks into a pub carrying two suitcases

He puts them down and orders a drink

As he pays the barman notices that he is wearing a large watch.

‘That's a large watch' says the barman (see I told you!)

‘This watch,' says the man, ‘is the very latest in high tech gadgetry

It'll tell you the time anywhere in the world

It's got GPS positioning, sat nav, and night vision

You can surf the net, make and receive telephone calls and it's got TV built in

That's Sky, Terrestrial and Sultana Sport by the way, and you can download the latest movies which it projects through a micro projector onto any flat surface.'

‘That's amazing says the barman, how much did that set you back?'

'50 quid.'

'50 Quid?! You're joking!'

‘No, in fact, I'll sell it to you for £55 if you like.'

‘Done!' says the barman and hands over the cash

The bloke hands over the watch and the barman straps it on and starts admiring it and playing with the buttons

The man finishes his drink and goes to leave.

‘Mate' says the barman, ‘you've forgotten your suitcases.'

‘Suitcases? Oh no, they're the batteries!'