A Retired Italian Wine Make Confession
A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, “Father, during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy
I hid her in my attic”.
The priest replied, “That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! You have no need to confess it.”
“It's worse than that, Father”, he continued, “she quickly started to repay me with s*xual favours.”
“People in wartime sometimes act in ways they wouldn't under normal conditions
If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven”.
“Thank you, Father
That's a great load off my mind
May I ask a question”?
“What, my son”?
“Should I tell her the war is over”?
